Saturday, August 11, 2007

Cat Lady: This Could Be ME In 20 Years...

Oh my gosh! And I thought I had a lot, with just 9 cats. Heck, I've hardly even gotten started!!


Anonymous said...

Jaya, I am sending you my 10 cats. One of them offended me greatly today. As much as I love them I don't think I can pinpoint the offender and so they all might have to go live in New Mexico. Can I Fed-Ex them to you? Will you sign?

Jaya said...

Wow, Gerri... what a generous offer! However, I don't think this is the answer to your problem. Your cats are trying to teach you TOLERANCE, and if you ship them all off to New Mexico every time they offend you, you will never learn.

Also, the FedEx guy usually arrives when I am either out running errands or asleep, and if my cats answer the door, I know they will NOT sign for the delivery of your 10 cats.

What did the offender do, anyway? One of my cats thoughtfully puked up a big mess of furball/food vomit on the recently cleaned rug in front of the bathroom this morning, so that I could step on it when I stumbled, half asleep and BAREFOOT, from bed to the bathroom after waking up. Blechhhh. At least I'm assuming it was one of MY cats that did it. Maybe it was really one of YOUR cats! I'm pretty sure cats teleport when we are not watching them.